Spicoli

Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I
think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Jeff Spicoli: Righteous bucks!

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Stu Nahan: Hello everybody! I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this
young man. His name, Jeff Spicoli. And Jeff, congratulations to you. Things
looked kind of rough out there today.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves!
But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"
Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or
Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags!
Stu Nahan: That's fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out
there, do you ever fear for your life?
Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of
life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey
bud, let's party!"
Jeff Spicoli: Where'd you get this jacket?
Stu Nahan: I got this from the network. Let me ask you a question. What's
next for Jeff Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals,
and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the
Stones!
Jeff Spicoli: And you guys are invited too!

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Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's
gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill
us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's
got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.