1. You get pretty good at talking shit
2. Grocery store within skating distance
3. Lori's up the street, Dave's across the hood
4. Nice backyard
5. Not good is the woods for dogs to lost in.
Top 5 things you hate today, just today
1. Throwing up
2. Having a cold
3. Didn't eat anything for breakfast
4. Too wet and cold too skate
5. Work
Top 5 skaters
1. Anthony Pappalardo
2. Jason Dill, Arto Saari
3. Mike Carroll, Stefan Janoski
4. Julien Stranger, Van Wastell
5. Guy Mariano, Alex Olson
Top 5 people
1. Lindsey McDermott
2. Sean Smith,Dustin Roddy
3. Michael "Hams" Crist
4. My parents
5. Jack Leonard
Top 5 ways to sneak out of an uncomfortable situation
1. Just leave
2. Avoid it anyway
3. Start texting/wandering
4. Use a bathroom and leave from there
5. scream violently and thrasher away
Top 5 movies
1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2. Superbad
3. The Royal Tenenbaums
4. Control
5. Big Fish
Top 5 Bands
1. Saves The Day
2. American Football/Owen
3. The Smiths/Morrissey
4. Everything else
5. Gets old eventually
Top 5 Things about attending Catholic school
1. No thought process on what to wear
2. Got me into shaving early
3. Harassing kids seemed more badass while wearing a tie
4. old school lockers, many to fuck with
5. Cross room shouting matches with Dustin
Top 5 things about living with your girlfriend
1. Constant supply of entertainment
2. She wants to watch the same 4 movies all the time
3. She walks around naked sometimes
4. I get to cook for someone
5. She's good enough to spend forever with so, you know..
Top 5 things about having a Boston Terrier
1. She never calms down unless she's passed out
2. She likes to run while I skate
3. She's scared of everything
4. NOT LEG SURGERY
5. She makes the freakiest fucking noises when it's quiet
Top 5 things about living on your own
1. Nobody to fuck my laundry up
2. I pick my own dinner, Mom!
3. The nudity factor
4. Stay up so late, eating so much ice cream!
5. My friends just walk in whenever
Top 5 reasons not to ride a bike to work
1. I work 35 minutes away in a car
2. Look like a douche with windblown hair
3. One pants leg rolled
4. Where do I sit my lunch?
5. Bundling up? No thanks
Top 5 drunkstan quotes
1. "I can literally frontside flip ANYTHING right now. ANYTHING. I skate for
Baker." 1 box of wine.
2. "FUCK YOU, SPAGHETTI GIRL" Who knows how many sparks and beers.
3. "I gotta go let the golden boy in through the golden door" Entire night
of alcohol
4. "HEY, GET THE FUCK OFF MY, OH HEY DUDE!" mid screaming at security guard,
says whats up to someone he didn't even know.
5. Every word that comes out of his mouth while drunk is amazing.
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